This Week's Featured Warrior
Breanne "The Brave" Storey
- How much do you bench? I have a Bench sweater and jacket.
- What's your fastest time in the 100 metre dash? Depends how cute the boy I'm chasing is.
- How many pushups and situps can you do? Why would I put myself through that agony?
- Have you taken any performance enhancing substances? I would consider Vodka Red Bull's performance enhancing, so yes.
- What pre-game stretches do you favor? One Legged King Pigeon Pose
- What is your pre-game meal? My daily Green Monster Smoothie
- On a scale of 1 - 10, how competitive are you? 100.
- Are you a sore loser or a good sport? My adult tantrums are legendary.
- What is your greatest athletic achievement? There is a little known fact that I used to be a competitive gymnast, won a few medals in my day. I also ran up a mountain in ski boots once.
- On a scale of 1 - 10, how much do you like mud? 10 - but I prefer it wrapped around my body @ the spa.
Bobbi "The Boss" Leach
- How much do you bench? I sit on the bench most games.
- What's your fastest time in the 100 metre dash? Depends on who is chasing me.
- How many pushups and situps can you do? At one time? At least five.
- Have you taken any performance enhancing substances? Coffee and donuts!
- What pre-game stretches do you favor? I like to stretch Twizzlers.
- What is your pre-game meal? Anything with sugar and caffeine.
- On a scale of 1 - 10, how competitive are you? 11.
- Are you a sore loser or a good sport? Aren't we allowed to throw our clubs?
- What is your greatest athletic achievement? Going to a Mariner's game.
- On a scale of 1 - 10, how much do you like mud? I can take mud baths all day long!
Rich "Hurry" Cain
- How much do you bench? No idea...200lbs?
- What's your fastest time in the 100 metre dash? 13 something...? No idea, I'm too old to remember now.
- How many pushups and situps can you do? I did 100 consecutive pushups once! (http://hundredpushups.com)
- Have you taken any performance enhancing substances? Yes, water.
- What pre-game stretches do you favor? Pre-game stretching isn't that great for you. Although the hip flexor stretch with the half head turn is a good one.
- What is your pre-game meal? Hmm...just something light. Yogurt, banana, protein shake, etc.
- On a scale of 1 - 10, how competitive are you? Let's go with an 8.
- Are you a sore loser or a good sport? I like to win, but don't care if I lose. More of a personal challenge!
- What is your greatest athletic achievement? 100 pushups!
- On a scale of 1 - 10, how much do you like mud? Most definitely a 10.
Jeff "Longshanks" Richards
- How much do you bench? The bench is for sitting on.
- What's your fastest time in the 100 metre dash? Depends, What's chasing me? Once I had a bear the size of minivan chasing me. That turned out to be a pretty quick time.
- How many pushups and situps can you do? Chuck Norris.
- Have you taken any performance enhancing substances? Yes, spinach, if you don't think that is performance enhancing. I refer you to Popeye.
- What pre-game stretches do you favor? I visualize, new science says stretching doesn't actually do anything...can you believe that?! I feel like I've been lied to all my life. I still stretch though, but now I have to do it covertly.
- What is your pre-game meal? Eat, who needs to eat, I'm fuelled by air, code and check question 4.
- On a scale of 1 - 10, how competitive are you? 11, well, it's one more competitive now isn't it. Although I try and not let my competitive nature take over.
- Are you a sore loser or a good sport? No category for grim loser, eh?
- What is your greatest athletic achievement? Do 2 concussions count... , if not ...Kusam Klimb x 3 www.kusamklimb.com
- On a scale of 1 - 10, how much do you like mud? The question should be on a scale of 1 to Chuck Norris, how much do you like mud? Chuck Norris.
Meiri "The Celt" Sage
- How much do you bench? 1 small Englishman
- What's your fastest time in the 100 metre dash? Just faster than a barbarian horde
- How many pushups and situps can you do? Enough to win a spot on the power to play team.
- Have you taken any performance enhancing substances? You can't enhance Scottish blood!
- What pre-game stretches do you favor? Kilt lifting and caber tossing
- What is your pre-game meal? Vegetarian haggis
- On a scale of 1 - 10, how competitive are you? 8. I like to win but not at the expense of others.
- Are you a sore loser or a good sport? I only play for the fun of the game, which is why I like to win
- What is your greatest athletic achievement? Surviving a season of league soccer at my age.
- On a scale of 1 - 10, how much do you like mud? 11! I grew up hanging out with pigs on a farm.